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July 30th, 2005

Life off the road…

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I never thought (though I had hoped, and rather often) that I would one day have a job that paid well, let me stay in swanky hotels absolutely gratis, hob nob with celebs, and attend all the best, flashiest, and coolest events.

Don’t call me ungrateful, but now that I have said job, it’s not quite as astonishingly glamorous as one might have hoped, and is, instead, work. Fun, glamorous work, but still work. Which is why I was stationed (hur hur) not at the station all of last week, but at the JW Marriott in KL all week, living out of a suitcase (well, the contents of my boot, which was about 4 plastic bags, 2 huge shoulder bags and many hangars worth of clothes) and generally feeling like I was on a holiday where the office would not stop calling – because they were frickin’ DOWNSTAIRS!

Still, in all fairness, I had a ball of a time, but it’s a funnny thing, living away from home in your own home city. True, I’ve got an apartment in the city anyway, and true, it’s just a combination of my own awful personal time management and my indecisive reluctance to lock in any major decorative ideas that I’m not already living there, but since I am currently still living out in USJ (forty five minutes to the city centre without traffic… hellishly, indefineably long with traffic) I only really go into the city on weekends, and don’t experience daily life in and around the bustling heart of KL. And let me tell you, it’s an alien experience.

Perhaps it’s the tourists, and the focus everything in the city has on these people, the only ones free to hang around blissfully unbusy at 3.30pm on a Tuesdaya and eat ice-cream, or shop til 2am, but when you stay in the city, despite the work, and the meetings, and the deadlines, there is still this strange feeling of being on holiday, which is hard to quell but deadly if accepted whole heartedly, since I was working, and working hard. Think 6am starts, 1am bedtimes…. and hangovers (ok, ok, so there was SOME fun…). But it was an interesting experience, wandering about during my free time, being a tourist in my own city… and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

So, my advice to anyone thinking of a holiday but not sure where to go or without the time or budget to afford, oh, I don’t know, a trip to Paris for 8 days, is to pop into the city and book yourself into a swanky hotel, and basically spend the weekend like a tourist (kinda similar to spending it “like a virgin”, only not so wholesome). Trust me, you’ll have fun, you may see your city in a new light, and you’ll no doubt get some shopping done you would never have normally bothered with. And it’s great not thinking about having to drive home after dinner in a hotel… just stagger upstairs. In fact, the whole week went by with me not even touching my car… I actually walked. In the sun (shock horror). For more than 3 minutes (gasp).

So go out and try it, but leave your phone off… especially if you’re on call for a shoot!

July 21st, 2005

Moving on up…

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Heather Small’s “Proud” was recently chosen to be the 2012 London Olympics Theme Song. I’m rather pleased – when you choose your theme song, you’d better choose someone who’s been around forever, or someone not mainstream enough to come and go as quickly as most artists do.

Elton has done too much work with athletes (professionally, as well as whatever goes on in his free time) and Madonna can’t decide if she feels British enough now (first Jewish, then desperate to be American, then British, now back to Jewish?), so I think Heather Small is a good choice. We don’t want to choose some boy or girl band that’s going to be history by October, and I personally think that an Olympic Theme song by Coldplay would be tragically depressing. Still, “Proud” is on the “Queer As Folk Soundtrack”, so that either means that it’s a song with far-reaching values, or it says something about the state of London.

Speaking of London, I noticealbly restrained myself from saying anything about the London Bombing, despite feeling very strongly about it. I was in the newsroom when the story broke, and again, like most terrorist tragedies, it seemed like something that only a Hollywood Director might have thought up. But it was horribly real, and I’m sure that most people (well, Malaysians, and Journalists, which are practically a nationality, albeit a rude, horribly inquisitve and pushy nation, much like Malaysians!! :P) were glued to their screens to see where would be hit next and to see if Bruce Willis would manage to stop the terrorists in time (unfortunately there was no Bruce Willis… not even a droopy Jake Gyllenhaal character who could plot the probable “next targets). It’s not necessarily a bad vulturistic voyeur like attitude as it is a stunning disbelief, I believe.

Anyway, the b*stards who did it really ought to wake up and find themselves up a stream of lava sans paddle (or a piddle – see Rowan Atkinson’s Welcome to Hell sketch for an explanation) but with more than enough hot poker wielding demons to go around.

Although I have to say, I really did suspect the French at first.

Will Q

July 6th, 2005

Doing it for the kids

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For the last few days, children have been invading the office on a regular basis – school field trip they call it, except for us poor suckers who have to look after them, we call it… well, there’s kids about, so lets not go into that.

Still, it’s not all bad. I’m not good with kids, but apparently they’re good with me, so it works out somehow. At least they seem to like me, and they listen, which is more than can be said for most people…

So, let me get back to the point. Yesterday, a few little girls (by little, I mean waist high) were huddled in deep whispered discussion while on their tour. Suddenly, they presented themselves to me by huddling up to me (personal space, kids, please) and the folowing conversation ensued:

Small Girls: Are yew an aktour?
Me: Errr, no… I’m a presenter, but sometimes it is the same thing…
Small Girls: Yorr lyyyyyy-eng.
Me: No, really, I’m not lying, I’m not an actor…
Small Girls: Yes yew arr, yew werr in STARWARS!!!
Chorus: Yeah yeah yeah
Me: Errr…. no I wasn’t… I think I’d remember that…
Small Girls: Yeah yew werr!
Me: If I were, would I really be here showing you around right now?
Small Girls: err….. dribble… snotter… err…

Fascinating, huh? I hope they mean Hayden Christenson, and not Jar-Jar Binks. Wouldn’t be the first time (no, not the Jar-Jar bit).

WillQ

July 5th, 2005

The cat that got the…

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I can never remember how that saying goes, but you get the idea. Accomplishing something is fun indeed.

WillQ