Easter Bunnies…
It’s almost Easter, and that means two things. First, large amounts of chocolate to stuff my face with, much to the chagrin of my trainer, no doubt. Second, it’s the end of the big holiday season, with the next excuse to decorate a long way away in October (if i have crassly missed out your big holiday of choice in the interim, apologies… but it can’t be that good if I don’t know about it anyway).
As usual, I like to start off posts with apologies for the absence (sorry, sorry), and empty promises about posting more often (really I will). Also, big news in today’s post. I have given up my life of leisure once again, despite not having an empty fridge, and no debt collectors trying to tow my car. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I have taken on the mantle of Deputy Editor for FHM Malaysia, the country’s premiere source of hot lady pics, inane articles and saucy innuendo cunningly disguised as journalism.
Being the very proper gentlemen I am, it shall no doubt take me some time to get used to the blatant sexuality and lewd linguistics of the magazine, but I’m sure I’ll be able to suss it out eventually. And what a first day on the job – interviewing hot girlies while they got photographed lying down on a huge roll of linoleum, as a stylist taped their already considerable womanhood into some considerable cleavage. Ahh, it’s a tough life.
Other than that, having gotten my computer all togged up, I promise to start fighting SPAM, and posting more, and solving world hunger and all that, so please stay tuned. Err, reading.
Incoming!
WillQ.
